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  • Check out this lame video I did for my web design business

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    Post title pretty much says it all. Sadly.
  • New Piece of Artwork: Heavansville Eats

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    One of the things I like about my hometown of Evansville, IN is the delicious and unique restaurants there. I created this design piece as an homage to all of those restaurants. Since I’m never there anymore and get pulled in a million different directions by friends and family when I am there, I had […]
  • Celebrity Mashups have their own site now!

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    Of all the absurd, non-sense I’ve posted over the years, it seems like The Celebrity Mashups have been the most tolerable. It was hard stuffing them on to this page and my personal social media feeds so I’ve dedicated an entire website to them. I’ll still keep this blog for random log carvings, stupid videos […]
  • I shut down a new project: custom signs for kid’s rooms

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    You know what man, there is only so much time in the day. When someone says something like “I’m bored” or I don’t have anything to do”, it boggles my mind. I feel like you only have so many minutes on this planet so you need to get as many ideas out as you can. […]
  • I started a new project: custom signs for kid’s rooms

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    Yeah, yeah, this is neither funny or entertaining but I gotta use whatever promotional avenue I can. I’ve been working my butt off on this new project called “Custick.” It’s where parent’s can go on a website, choose a template I designed and then they can get their kid’s name printed on it. The signs […]
  • The Speeding Ticket

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    First, I did not write this joke. My grandfather used to cut my hair (yes, this was a long time ago) and while sitting in the chair, he’d tell me all these jokes. I always thought this was the funniest one! I hope I didn’t butcher it. PS, I have nothing but respect for the […]
  • Random Photoshop Nonsense

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    I’ve simply run out of categories for these so….
  • Jiu-Jitsu Addiction Outtakes

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    I accidentally clicked on one of the unused clips from the Jiu-Jitsu Addiction video. I thought it was so funny, I put an outtakes video together! So much fun making this video. Enjoy!
  • Video for Kimura Workshop

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    I promise this will be the last of the whole Martial Arts Seminar promotion. Had some clips lying around and filmed a few new ones last week. I cut this short video to kinda give everyone an idea what I’ll be teaching this weekend. To register please visit: http://www.tigeracademy.com/SocialSite/Product
  • I redesigned my business website, blah, blah, blah

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    This blog was designed for art & entertainment but…I worked my friggin but off on this new website for my business and had to get it out there in as many channels as possible. I promise I’ll get back to nonsense in my next post! It’s been three years since I started my design business. […]
  • I’m hosting my first martial arts seminar!

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    I’m pretty excited, on October 17th at 2pm at the Tiger Academy I’m hosting a “Kimura Workshop!” When it comes to martial arts I consider myself a jack of all trades, master of none. However, In Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and I don’t mean to sound like an arrogant prick here, I do a move pretty well […]
  • If me and Mama June had a baby

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    They say a picture is worth a 1000 words…or calories.
  • I’m dabbling in artsy photography, seriously

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    I’ve been doing  a ton of VIDEO projects lately and the iPhone just wasn’t cutting it anymore. So, I looked up what video camera did the best job and they said that still photography cameras took the best video. Armed with that info, I picked up a Nikon DS3200. It’s a middle of the road […]
  • Hey look, I’m in the movies!

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    Yeah, yeah, I got too much time on my hands.
  • Found some grappling matches on an old video camera

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    While looking for something else, I came across my old video camera. It had a bunch of nostalgic stuff on it including some old grappling matches. They’re pretty funny. This one is from NAGA Atlanta 2004, wow! My second competitive grappling match ever. If I could describe my technique back then in one word, I would […]
  • Celebrity mashup: Trekky edition

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    What do you get when you combine an evil space villain and  an evil hip hop villain? The Wrath of Kanye! You nerds might also dig this one…The Spock! For more celebrity mashups, go here: http://blogjammin.net/funny/celebrity-mashups/
  • Martial artists should be like the new RoboCop

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    Stay with me, I can explain. Last year, the RoboCop reboot came out and by most accounts, it was a horrendous piece of shit. I disagree, I thought it was pretty good. Don’t get me wrong, it couldn’t touch the original which is a masterpiece of science fiction violence but for 90 minutes of my […]
  • Jiu-Jitsu Addiction

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    Over the years, my struggle with Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu addiction has been well documented. Recently, I participated in a program called “Addiction” that chronicled my battle with this awesome activity. This is my story. If this video helps at least one white belt out there, I feel like this project was worth it. I want to […]
  • The Fire Hydrant Story

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    It was circa 1999 and I had just moved to Atlanta to attend the Art Institute. A childhood friend of mine was passing through and asked if I wanted to catch up over a few adult beverages. I was excited to see someone from back home so he came by the apartment and we were […]